hopefisch:

Oklahoma

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gooutfighting:

i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans

(via pizza)

toocooltobehipster:

my home

(Source: thlscentury)

newpope:

me as fruit

you as fruit

(Source: circumcisions, via pizza)

(Source: agunfulloftigers, via pizza)

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

(via pizza)

punkmonksteven:

flandusdestiel:

gothgirlsonly:

everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

i have seen a new world

My balloon didn’t come back..

(via caffeinatednightowl)

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

(via pizza)

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

(via pizza)

limpdickmirrorpic:

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

i’m still crying

(via pizza)